Chicken Disclaimers

First of all, no chickens were harmed during the making of this website or the writing of the winning chicken episodes.

Second, the characters, unless specifically mentioned in true stories, are all fictional. Any resemblence to real people is purely coincidental.

Third: Whether we are describing a king, an assassin, a thief, an honest man, a prostitue, a nun, a young girl, or a stallholder in a market, it is always ourselves that we are describing. Guy de Maupassant